Revising for the Driving Exams

I am the proud owner a holder of a Provisional Driving License... I am a "learner". All learners must mark their cars with this big red L. (utterly humiliating!)

Studying for the Theory Test:

Q1: A pedestrian at the crosswalk has a white stick with a red tip. This person is: a-blind b-deaf c-blind and deaf d-a Manchester United fan.

Q2: What should you do when passing sheep on the road? (Yes! Sheep! and quite realistic too!): a-honk your horn several times to let the herder know you are there. b-stop, but rev up the engine to let the herder know you are irritated. c-slow down and prepare to stop. d-shout and drive as fast as possible so you can get past them as quickly as possible. See?! It really is a zoo over here!

Q3: You are approaching a roundabout. There are horses just ahead of you. You should: a-accelerate past as quickly as possible. b-press and hold down the horn while you pass. c-drive right next to the horse and yell at the rider. d-be prepared to stop. while choices a,b, and c look most attractive, I suppose the answer is d.

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