Stephen-san has mastered the use of chopsticks. He now eats everything with chopsticks.
The Japanese word for fork is foku, the word for knife is naifu. Gaijin tip: Just add a "u" to the end...and ka-bam! you are speaking Japanese!
Gohan is cooked rice. Also means meal. The Japanese don't think that you have had a proper meal unless one has consumed a bit of rice.
Breakfast is Asagohon. Lunch is Hirogohan. Dinner is Bongohon.
One more Gaijin tip: Add "o" to the end of a term. To waiter: Where is the toilet? Waiter: Blank face. To waiter: Toilet-o. Waiter: Ah! ...points... Must be careful when using this trick however...many words have several different meanings...and adding a "u" or an "o" just may change the word into something very improper! ...which would REALLY give you away as a Gaijin!
-rebekah
posted by spiced couple at Friday, September 30, 2005
2 Comments:
Looks like your slacking off on the dress code, Stephen. Perhaps its better not to put the silk at risk when practicing with the sticks.
Have you tried eating a "hambaga" with the sticks yet? I wouldn't recommend it.
Hey wanker where's the tie? You're creating quite a scandal back here in Micro Cubesville.
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